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Anushin
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:06 pm    Post subject: Raging Hard Reply with quote

It's really hard to get me upset about anything. The only things I'm sensitive about are my family and my massage therapy business. I haven't wanted to punch someone in the face so bad in so long.

A friend of mine, Anthony , has a girlfriend that is no good for him. From what I can see over facebook, she's a complete whore that constantly breaks his heart and she enjoys it. Today, he set his status as "heartbroken...." and she liked the status as she always does when he puts something like that up.

I responded with, "?"
The hag says, "your that bitch that wanted to give him a massage aren't you?"

Immediately I began typing my attempt at a opening up a verbal can of whup-ass on her, but paused long enough to show my mom what that chick wrote. My mom reminded me that since this shithead mentioned my massage, I needed to remain professional.

My options were,
"Yes, actually. I'm gaining hours to finish my certification as an LMT. Would you like to sign up for one, too?"
"Sounds like you need one too, bitch!"
Or to just ignore her completely and write a get-well message to Anthony. So I did, but now I kinda wish I went with the first.

She responded with, "Aw, glad to see your massage buddy cares." I signed off of facebook at that point. I couldn't believe some 16-year-old jugallete that can't take a facebook picture without licking someone's face like a slut, flipping the bird, or making some hardcore rocker gang sign was trying to pick a cat fight with me over facebook. So immature.


I sent him this message about 45 minutes later. Too much?

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I wanted to wait a while and calm down to make sure I wasn't doing something stupid, but I still feel like saying it.

I don't know how you refered to my massage services when you were talking to your girlfriend, but you're not welcome at my place until you get your shit straight. There are only a few things that can make me angry and this is one of them.

Firstly, you deserve better than a jugalette who can't be seen in a facebook picture without flashing gang signs, flipping someone off, or acting like a whore. You deserve someone better than a hag who treats you like shit and jumps down the throat of anyone that legitimately cares about how you're doing. You deserve someone better than a teenager who tries to pick a cat fight over facebook and is so insecure about her relationship with you that she gets butthurt when you are offered a massage by a MASSAGE THERAPIST. It sounds like she could use a goddamn massage too.

Secondly, I don't appreciate someone that I consider a friend trying to turn my profession into something dirty, inappropriate, or even remotely intimate. If this is just how she sees it and you didn't talk about it like that, this is yet another reason to dump her because your average person KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE.

You need to keep your animal on a leash, because she's gonna bark at someone one of these days that isn't as patient or tolerant as I am and that person isn't going to hesitate punching her dead in the face.



Even so, I'm raging hard. Really upset right now
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lofty's words of wisdom for the day: "Yeah! Send them Jews back to Africa!"
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

XD he sets his status as heartbroken and she likes it?!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:13 am    Post subject: Re: Raging Hard Reply with quote

Anushin wrote:

jugallete


Found the problem
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:06 am    Post subject: Re: Raging Hard Reply with quote

Ranek wrote:
Anushin wrote:

jugallete


Found the problem

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:18 am    Post subject: Re: Raging Hard Reply with quote

Lofty wrote:
Ranek wrote:
Anushin wrote:

jugallete


Found the problem

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't tease my spelling. I didn't have my pocket dictionary and I was too upset to care at the time.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Karamazov wrote:
XD he sets his status as heartbroken and she likes it?!


Yeah.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anushin wrote:
Don't tease my spelling. I didn't have my pocket dictionary and I was too upset to care at the time.


I wasn't. ICP fagtards are the scourge of the earth
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Couldn't agree more.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guess who?



Wow, this ho is dumb.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Forward the message to him
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The thing is, he dumped her ass days ago. I told him that while she doesn't own him or speak for him I don't want her in my life, so he should contact me when this psycho stops obsessing over him.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So it's inappropriate to go around offering people sponge baths? Well no one told me.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lofty wrote:
So it's inappropriate to go around offering people sponge baths? Well no one told me.
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