The Tempest

Anushin · Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:11 pm Post subject:

Neither to I. That's the point.

Anushin · Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:25 pm Post subject:

This has GOT to be the same guy.

Evidence A: Name, absurd
Evidence B: Roleplaying begginer

What the FUCK?
Evidence A: Draenei around 6 feet.
Evidence B: What the hell is that description?

Entire description is:
"I know what you're thinking. You're asking yourself, "Do I have to go to confression if I think that priest is cute?"

And then...well, I'm worried about thinking priests are cute. Because let's face it, some of them are really cute! So...is it a sin to think a priest is cute? Do I have to go to confession if I think ap riest is cute, if I have no intention taking that further than realizing that God goes good work and hte view is good at Mass?

Oh, dear, don't misconstrue that!

This is just getting worse and worse! It MUST be a sin, because I'm now saying things I didn't intend to say!

So... do I have to go to Confession for thinking a priest is cute? If I do, what ifthe priest I go to is the one I thought was cute? Because sometimes they have their names on the confessional, but it's someone else, or it just says "visitor" and it's a different parish but thatcute priest is the visiting one? Even if I go behind the screen and realize that's the priest, how can I confess that I think he's cute? He would take it wrong and it would sound like I was hitting on him in Confession!

I would NEVER do that! Oh my goodness, I would DIE if he thought I was doing that! And it would be afullly hard for him, too, because then he'd feel very awkward, and the Sacrament is very seriously, and then he'd be mebarrassed. And I'd be embarrassed. And if he knew it was me, I'd never be able to talk to him ever again because I just couldn't get over that!

And even if the cute priest I was worried about was not the same one I was confessing to, but THAT priest was really cute, wouldn't it be like the same thing? Oh, dear, I wish priests weren't cute! Or good-looking in any way. Now I have to go to Confession and I'd rather confess murder.

Hey! That's an idea! Mother Frangelico and Father, if I confess to murder, even though I haven't killed anyone, would God give me credit for that confession even though he would realize that I only thought a prtiest was cute. Or is robbing the priesthoodw orse than murder, because isn't thinking a priest is cute a slipper slope that can lead to robbing the priesthood, leading him to leaving his vows for me and then depriving people of the sacraments?

Oh, dear, I'm going to HELL!"

FFFFFF

Evidence A: Absurd locations
Evidence B: Poem for lore

How do I keep finding this guy? It's getting worse and worse.

Meinfretr · Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:23 pm Post subject:

I LOVE that guy's RP description, easily one of the most fun things I've read.
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Well he was riding his bike
There was a lightning strike
Now he reads real fast
He's good at science and math
Black Doctor!

Throw out your hands!
Stick out your tush!
Hands on your hips!
Give 'em a push!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French mistake!

The Box · Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:00 am Post subject:

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/21873/11.jpg

Link because this is disgusting. Click at own risk.
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commonsnat: Digsby is giving me the most retarded downs syndrome faces ever. I'm going to see if I can disable them.
steev: they're that ugly?
commonsnat: Yes...
steev: what if your child made certain faces that looked like them? would you disable that child too?

[Guild] [Treewolf]: it this suit if you dance in front of the mail box looks like your trying to fuck it hahahaha I'm so high

HeartGold Friend Code: 0689 7471 0258

Dorqueak · The Queef Man Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 626

It reminds me of bio shock

Anushin · Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:55 am Post subject:

????
That was gross.

The Box · Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:45 pm Post subject:

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commonsnat: Digsby is giving me the most retarded downs syndrome faces ever. I'm going to see if I can disable them.
steev: they're that ugly?
commonsnat: Yes...
steev: what if your child made certain faces that looked like them? would you disable that child too?

[Guild] [Treewolf]: it this suit if you dance in front of the mail box looks like your trying to fuck it hahahaha I'm so high

HeartGold Friend Code: 0689 7471 0258

Anushin · Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:27 pm Post subject:

How is that fail? Those boobies are massive.

pigeon · Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:59 pm Post subject:

It's another Evony ad

Sefira · Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:33 am Post subject:

Anushin · Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:55 am Post subject:

o i c

Aldiriee · Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:18 pm Post subject:

Evony actually has a virus in it specifically created to hack your computer and give you a nasty keylogger to get passwords and all that jazz for MMO's like World of Warcraft and other accounts...

I read about it... and looked at a video about it...

TL:DR

THE BOOBS ARE A TRAP! A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TRAP
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(216): fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.

pigeon · Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:08 pm Post subject:

The Box · Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:24 pm Post subject:

I couldn't fit the whole thing in there, but yes, that's the Ponyo DVD.
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commonsnat: Digsby is giving me the most retarded downs syndrome faces ever. I'm going to see if I can disable them.
steev: they're that ugly?
commonsnat: Yes...
steev: what if your child made certain faces that looked like them? would you disable that child too?

[Guild] [Treewolf]: it this suit if you dance in front of the mail box looks like your trying to fuck it hahahaha I'm so high

HeartGold Friend Code: 0689 7471 0258

Sefira · Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:30 am Post subject:

[img]http://pics.livejournal.com/apelsinetz/pic/0007r7dr/s640x480[/img]
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